As we approach election result, something terrible which you’ll see the clip here just happened earlier today, here in Ikire, Osun State. I met a lady who claims to confesses to steal pants for a living in Ibadan, Oyo State. She’s hopeless and never want to depend on the coming president elect as life has frustrated her – according to her. Earlier today, as I was almost waking, thinking about which church I’ll go, and how Atiku will emerge, some people rushed in to inform us in my hostel that someone has been stealing pants overnight in our street. First, it wasn’t funny when I ran to my bathroom. But as soon as I remembered we have a secured fence in my hostel, I started making jest of myself. At first, I didn’t believe it, because I’ve been a bit skeptical about those cases of some yahoo boys stealing used pants. But seeing was believing today. So, since it’s a business based gist, I can still gossip at least once in a while to see how lucrative a blood money could ever be. Come and see how people unleashed a first class harassment on her. According to IdeaFlavour’s reports, findings and enquiries, a man spotted her walking around aimlessly amidst two hostels. Then, she was suspected by a man who accused her. The man asked her to show what’s in her hand and she fled. With immediate effect, he alerted some nearby passersby to help him catch the suspect. They gave her a resounding slap and she began to confess that she’s from Ibadan and she’s on her way back already that they shouldn’t forgive her. Before I reach that incredible scene, I met them pouring petrol/fuel on her body with a match ready to disburse a lifetime “hell on earth” on her soul. My crew asked her when she started Pant selling business and maybe it’s been so lucrative. But she kept looking at us. That alone vexed me to the extent that I wished I could unleash a hot resounding slap.

By Naijablow

A Nigerian Comedian and a Blogger


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