How To Innocently Start A Naughty Chat With A Woman

So, let’s start.

No matter how your chat is with a woman, if there is no sexual innuendo, humor, timing, and banters, it’s boring. Know this and know peace.

I stopped creating threads, but yesterday, I don’t know what pushed me to. Maybe I was bored.

The thread is about how to get a woman, chat her up in a fun way, and make her your girl in less than 3 days without being rejected. Here is the link:

So, I created this particular thread because of a typo I made some minutes ago with a client.

From that thread yesterday, people messaged me to buy books, but today, I made a mistake while replying a client who was trying to purchase the book called ChátDicted, so I decided to turn it to a short lecture for men who want to improve their chatting skill.

As I said earlier, a chat with someone you’re sexually interested in must have sexual innuendo, humor, and banter, else it’s boring.

Unfortunately, a lot of men friendzone themselves by being boring when they chat. The more boring you are, the more a woman will friendzone you or gossip you.

Now that you know sexual innuendo or innocently naughty misinterpretation is necessary for a chat to be fun, how do you do it? Some of you don’t know how, but I’ll show you.

While chatting, ask her a question or make a statement that will have the keyword “as” but misspell it as “ass,” then immediately correct yourself by sending her *as (as a correction to your typo).

She won’t say anything, but you need to amplify it by using that opportunity to say something about ass.

Example:

Her: Yes o. My brother even applied for it and passed the exam.
You: Wow! That’s good news, but it’s not that easy ass people think to pass that exam.
You: *as
You: My bad, see me go spell “as” as ass. Wetin dey hungry me no dey market. But they sound the same sha. Isn’t it?

Her: Lol, yes, they do.
You: Hmmm — I’m suspecting you o!
Her: How?
You: I hope you never join Nicki Minaj or Nengi of BBNaija go enlarge your own. It’s looking bigger everyday.
Her: Lol no o. I no fit do that kind thing even if I have the money.
You: Make I hear. Girls do crazy things nowadays. Some even do p*ssy tightening. Abi I lie?
Her: You’re not lying, but I can’t do it.
You: But what if my dick it too small, will you suggest I enlarge it?
Her: Never
You: So, you’ll manage it just like that or look for another guy with a BIG one, abi?
Her: Hahahaha. No o. I will manage it.
You: I hear you, Miss Managing Director and CEO combined.
Her: Hahaha. Yes na.

From here, you have the license to talk sh!t about ass, panties, G-string, then move to breast, etc.